then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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