but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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