wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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