my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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