To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
