she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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