Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
We were destined to go to rehab together
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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