I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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