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peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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