Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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