Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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