I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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