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my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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