Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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