In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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