you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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