This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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