brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
