what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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