the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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