New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The police scanner is talking about you again....
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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