ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
