addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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