Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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