Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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