You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
this hospital has no fireball
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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