Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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