But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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