You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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