Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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