glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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