i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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