STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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