High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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