His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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