how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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