Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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