did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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