If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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