he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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