yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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