you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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