i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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