I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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