matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm really into asian looking animals
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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