So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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