I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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