You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
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