There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
There's always time for handjobs
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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