I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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