We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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