He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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